Love like a C.U.N.T.
The new book from Pablo's Mam. Brutally honest, raw, no-bullshit guide to what real love looks like when you finally love yourself first.
Confident. Unapologetic. Notorious. Tyrant of your own life.
The book I wish someone had handed me 20 years ago. For everyone who's stayed too long, apologised for things that weren't their fault, or made themselves smaller to keep the peace. This is the one. No therapy speak. No fluff. No fucking bullshit.
The New Book
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The New Book
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Is Here!
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The New Book ✳︎ Is here! ✳︎ The New Book ✳︎ Is Here! ✳︎
Is this love, or is this what you've learned to settle for?
ABOUT THE BOOK:
That sentence is the whole reason this book exists.
If you've stayed too long. If you've stopped recognising yourself. If you've ever sat in your own kitchen and wondered, quietly, how you got here.
This is the book.
I'm Pablo's Mam. Northern Irish. Spent years getting it catastrophically wrong. Then got it absolutely right.
Love Like a C.U.N.T. is not a dating manual. It is not a list of tips for decoding his three word text at 2am like a deranged fucking cryptographer.
It's a brutally honest, warm, no bullshit guide to what real love actually looks like when you finally love yourself first.
For the woman still in something that's slowly destroying her. For the one who just got out and doesn't recognise her own kitchen yet. For the man who's been told this kind of book isn't for him (it is). For anyone who hasn't given up on real love, even after everything.
Real love is not falling. It is choosing. Every day. With your eyes wide fucking open.
Here's what I can promise you.
You will see your last relationship clearly, possibly for the first time. You will recognise patterns you've been calling "just how I am" for years. You will laugh somewhere in Chapter 8 and probably cry somewhere in Chapter 10. And by the end, you will know, properly know, what you will never accept again.
That's what you’re buying.
It's the cheapest mirror you'll ever own.
WHAT'S INSIDE:
13 chapters. Every one designed to do two things: show you what you deserve to be giving in love, and what you have every right to demand in return.
The chapter list (left-aligned, bold chapter number, regular description):
Chapter One - What You Deserve vs. What You've Been Accepting
Chapter Two - The Anatomy of a C.U.N.T. Relationship
Chapter Three - What to Look For in a Partner (The Real List)
Chapter Four - What You Need to Be Giving in Return
Chapter Five - Red Flags Are Not Renovation Projects
Chapter Six - Green Flags Are Not Unicorns
Chapter Seven - Communication Like a C.U.N.T.
Chapter Eight - The Vet (How to Assess a Partner Without Losing Yourself)
Chapter Nine - When It's Good, Protect the Hell Out of It
Chapter Ten - When It Goes Wrong (Walking Away Without Falling Apart)
Chapter Eleven - Single and Sane (Loving the In-Between)
Chapter Twelve - Rebuilding After the Wreckage
Chapter Thirteen - The C.U.N.T. Partnership (What It Looks Like When It's Right)
Plus: a worldwide resources page for anyone reading this in an abusive relationship. Wherever you are in the world.
TESTIMONIALS / READER REVIEWS:
What Readers Are Saying:
"I needed this book 20 years ago. Read it in one sitting. Cried at Chapter 6."
— [Claire, London], Early Reader
"No fluff. No bullshit. Just truth. The 'Right looks like Tuesday' bit broke me."
— [Danielle, Belfast], Early Reader
"Pablo's Mam writes the way I wish my best friend had spoken to me when I was stuck. Buy it. Read it. Pass it on."
— [Dan, Glasgow], Early Reader
Read it and want to send your own? DM @pablos_mam_official on TikTok or Instagram. I read every one.
Come home to yourself first.
The rest follows.
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